I've had a hard day. A long, hard, soul-crushing day of plumbing. Did you ever try plumbing? Go on. It's ok to say yes. I'm not asking if you've tried [...]

Well, this is it. By now, I expect, the Fat Knacker Marching Bands will have wobbled their way through some appalling parody of Californian cheerleading and the Ancient Staggering Americans [...]

Amazingly, I actually made it out for a pint, but only to the local pub with Jimbo. A good walk, which is probably as well since we both need the [...]

I think I'll go out tonight and have a few pints. Between the scrofula, the beri-beri and the scurvy, I've been stuck in the bed all week and the fucking [...]

Here we go again. After a long hibernation, we've built up sufficient reserves of smugness to begin patronising the planet once more. On Friday, we'll witness the annual Festival of [...]