Here's one by Hilaire Belloc that I always liked. A Python I would not advise. It needs a doctor for its eyes And has the measles yearly. However, if you [...]

I promised you an update on the Aer Rianta story if I heard any more, so here you go. I bumped into another lawyer type yesterday evening, and brought up [...]

The Wrinkly Romeos are playing the Kilkenny Rhythm & Roots festival over the weekend, which ought to be pretty good. The festival, I mean, not the Wrinkly Romeos. Their drummer [...]

  Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS     As you can see, the bums are safe.

What? No, you haven't changed channel by mistake. Well done, the Guards. A complete skobe by the name of Kevin Dunne attacked a Lithuanian man called Vytas Sukys and beat [...]

Yesterday, I booked flights for myself and the Bullet to the East Midlands airport. I don't know why: it just seemed like the right thing to do. Gonad has a [...]

I heard an item on the news tonight, about a woman who sued Aer Rianta for . . . for . . . well for what, I'm not quite sure. [...]

I've been in fairly frequent correspondence with my old friend Joe-who-works-for-Halliburton-the-unprincipled-bastard. Let's call him Joe d'Arab, for simplicity. Actually, he's a baldy fucker from Tipperary (hock-thooey!) but we'll overlook that. [...]

I seem to have been building this kitchen for about eighteen years now, and I don't know when I'll be finished. I'm hoping to have most of it complete within [...]

Little Willie from the mirror Licked the mercury right off, Thinking, in his childish error, it would cure the whooping cough. At the funeral, his mother brightly said to Mrs [...]