A joke
Posted on Monday, April 3, 2006This pig walks around a corner and bumps into a greyhound.
“Oh God, I’m very sorry.”
“Not at all. It’s my fault. Here, let me help you up.”
“Thanks. That’s grand.”
“Wait a minute,” says the pig. “Don’t I know you? No. No. Don’t tell me now. Let me guess. You’re skinny, but you’re fit-looking, and you have that long pointy nose, and I’d say you could run like fuck. I’m guessing you’re a dog - no, let me think - are you by any chance a greyhound?”
“Well by God,” say the greyhound, “that’s fuckin brilliant. Let me have a go. Let’s see now. You’re sort of roundy and sort of bristly, and you’re sort of fat and thick-looking and pink. Would you be Páidi O Sé?
Stumble it!
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