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Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006Received a bill today from my lawyer, Gonad the Ballbearian. I hadn’t seen him since the last bill he sent, and so I was a little surprised to receive this one. Here’s what it said. You decide.
To Services Rendered
Not listening to unmitigated drivel — 432 euro
Being deprived of opportunity to offer opinion on Munster’s chances — 1872 euro
Emitting self-pitying whine — 135 euro
Refresher — 1827 euro
Not helping with crossword — 756 euro
Not getting free pints — 432 euro
Refresher — 1827 euro
Not listening to shite — 324 euro
Supplementary refresher — 1647 euro
Counsel’s opinion — one pint
Special Refresher — 1233 euro
Being deprived of opportunity to offer opinion on Munster’s chances — 1872 euro
Rugby opinion supplement — 18360 euro
Pints for counsel— 99 euro
Postage, photocopying, searches,
bollock-scratching, leering at secretary
and looking out window — 14,571 euro
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CASH TOTAL — 45,387 euro and one pint
A not insignificant amount, I’m sure you’ll agree. Even by my own gargantuan standards, this represents a nice little nibble. I have a good mind to call into his office and tell him to feck off.
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