I knew it. Sooner or later I knew one of my ideas was going to make me wealthy beyond man's imagination, and now at last, the time has come. I [...]

Not all is miserable gloom-laden depression. Not all is miserable gloom. Not all is miserable. Not all is. Not all. Not. Oh, sorry. Sorry about that. Very sorry. I didn't [...]

I took some time to myself today and wandered through the People's Park at lunchtime. It was a lovely day and it did me good to stroll around, absorbing the [...]

Wrinkly Joe sent me a very odd text last night: What was the name of the teddy bear in Brideshead Revisited? Only for the fact that I was in the [...]

Numbersixvalverde. What a great name for a horse. Numbersixvalverde. As with all strokes of true genius, of course, it's staring you in the face once you actually see it. Numbersixvalverde. [...]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water . . . The Civil and Public Services Union is not a thing that occupies much of [...]

This census thing promises to be a bit of fun. I'm just looking at it here now, as we speak, and I have to tell you, there's a few things [...]

Received a bill today from my lawyer, Gonad the Ballbearian. I hadn't seen him since the last bill he sent, and so I was a little surprised to receive this [...]

Jesus, what about poor old Denis Donaldson? Blown away. Blasted to pieces in a miserable damp cabin on the top of a mountain in Donegal. No running water. No electricity. [...]

In Dublin, an entirely blameless Lithuanian man died when he attempted to stop four people siphoning diesel from his truck. He was an honest man, well-regarded in the transport business, [...]