Archive for May 2006

Mr A

May 31st, 2006 | By Bock | Category: Crime

You probably know that the High Court today issued a hugely significant decision concerning child-abusers.
The facts are simple. Until last week, a man who had sex with a girl younger than fifteen was automatically guilty of statutory rape, whether or not he believed the girl to be older. Last week, the Supreme Court ruled that [...]



Almost nationwide?

May 29th, 2006 | By Bock | Category: Media

At Wrinkly Joe’s suggestion, I checked out Newstalk, which it seems is about to go semi-nationwide. No harm either: at least I won’t have to listen to that fool Tubridy any more, or the cretin Mooney or that fat halfwit, Gerry Ryan.
In the interest of research, I visited their web site, and had a [...]



Dumbing down

May 29th, 2006 | By Bock | Category: Media

Folks, my apologies to you. I’m sorry for failing to bore you in the usual way, and I promise normal service will resume shortly. I have every confidence that you understand why this regrettable lacuna has occurred. The emotional overload following last week’s astonishing events at the Millennium Stadium has taken its toll on every [...]



Free stables, by Jesus.

May 26th, 2006 | By Bock | Category: political correctness

I see the tinkers in Castletroy don’t want to move into their new accommodation. Oh? Is this because the Council didn’t build the houses to a proper standard? No. They built them to the highest possible specification.
Is it because the houses are unsuitable? No. The Travellers were consulted at every stage of the design.
Perhaps [...]



What pride means

May 24th, 2006 | By Bock | Category: Sport

I think it might be possible that – very gradually – things might conceivably perhaps be inching towards starting to return to something approaching a state vaguely resembling near-normality.
Maybe.
I feel that there might be some hope of starting to tell some kind of story, and even aspiring to weave two or three stories together. A [...]



The Professionals

May 16th, 2006 | By Bock | Category: gardai

Pat Rossiter seems like a decent man. He’s a cultured and well-read person, by the sound of him, who speaks plainly, and articulately, without pretention but with great dignity. Pat Rossiter’s fourteen-year-old son, Brian, died in Garda custody in 2002. Pat Rossiter subsequently announced his intention to sue an Garda Siochana for the wrongful death [...]



Limehouse Dick

May 15th, 2006 | By Bock | Category: Sport, Stories

The dying rays of a perfect May sunset streamed through the bow window, silhouetting the pensive figure who gazed out across the lawns of the great castle. As Bock, deep in thought, scanned the horizon of his vast estate, the light caressed his face, illuminating his fine features and revealing the faintest flicker of secret [...]



Hyperzenchef

May 13th, 2006 | By Bock | Category: Humour

Hyperzenchef called from Japan, but this didn’t surprise me, as he lives there. He ran away to Japan a few years back to join the Yakuza, intending eventually to come home and start a Limerick branch: the Knackuza. I don’t know how he’s getting on with the plan, as he’s not allowed to discuss such [...]



Andy Keogh

May 12th, 2006 | By Bock | Category: Sport

I just thought you might like to know that Scunthorpe’s Andy Keogh scored both goals in Ireland’s under-21 victory over Azerbaijan in the European Championship qualifier.



Carer wanted

May 12th, 2006 | By Bock | Category: Sport

Kind, reliable person required to look after small city for weekend.
Light duties only: closing curtains etc.
Apply to Bock for details.
There’s a medium-sized chance that there will be tickets to the match for both the Bullet and myself, but no certainty yet: we probably won’t find out until Monday or Tuesday. Bullet knows that [...]