Googling your friends
Posted on Sunday, May 7, 2006Did you ever do that? Googling your friends? I googled myself one time, which was a very bad plan, and I’m never doing it again. In future, if I need to be googled, I’ll ask someone else to do it for me.
I googled the Wrinklies tonight, out of blind boredom as opposed to any spark of an original idea, and, for Wrinkly Joe, found three items. In no particular order, I offer you extracts as follows:
1. From the Haloscan commenting service -
What the Hell is wrong with this country?!? I go down to the laundry room, open the dryer and what do you think I find???
Not one of my shirts is folded. Not one. Sure, there are little tiny wrinkles - but that’s not folded!
Is it any wonder our laundry is being outsourced to India? Thanks a lot, Mr. Bush. Thanks for nothing!
Sincerely,
Wrinkly Joe
2. From an American TV listing -
WB Gilmore Girls
Everyone continues to be amazed that women 20 years apart can be mother and daughter. Guest starring Dick Clark as Wrinkly Joe. (One hour, 9 p.m. Fridays)
3. From a site called angstmonster, dedicated to hamsters and lasers -
A Tale of Two Hamsters
Once upon a time there were two hamsters. One was golden in color and named Fluffy Jeeves. The other was panda bear colored and named Wrinkly Joe. Strangely, Fluffy Jeeves was more wrinkly than Wrinkly Joe, who was fluffier than Fluffy Jeeves.
Hmmm. Still, it’s better than Wrinkly Paddy. When I googled him, I got nothing.
Stumble it!
May 7th, 2006
Well..Nada for Wrinkly Paddy on Google. Not surprising, I guess, considering the sheltered life the poor divil has led. Is it a reason for suicide if there is nothing, absolutely nothing on Google about one? Now there’s a cluster coming on…What an odd collective…a cluster of suicides! One would have thought it was the most solitary of acts. But enough of that. I suppose if the Bockperson continues to make petty jibes about the Wrinkly drunk one he is somehow bound to arrive in Googleland soon enough. So back goes the rope into the bottom drawer and pop goes another bottle!! Bye for now oh ye of little Bock and I do hope your ticket search is successful. Have you tried Kyoto!! I hear there is a mad Munster chef there with lots of influential contacts.
May 8th, 2006
I would like to state categorically, here and now, that I have not, nor ever will have any act, hand or part in anything to do with the Gilmore Girls. Hamsters and laundry - maybe! But the Gilmore Girls - NEVER !!!