Comments on: Roadblock - Irish Style http://bocktherobber.com/2006/05/roadblock-irish-style Offending everybody since 2006 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 10:50:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Anonymous http://bocktherobber.com/2006/05/roadblock-irish-style#comment-57 Anonymous Thu, 11 May 2006 22:48:44 +0000 http://81.17.252.85/~bockthe/wordpress/?p=82#comment-57 Shoot to Kill? If you gave that order they'd aim d'uzis down the N7 and the petrol pump attendant in Kill service station would be singin' the skies are fulla lead..<br/>You couldn't give them fuckers an order like that in a public place. Shoot the bus-driver? they'd shoot all the civilians and say they were out-of uniform bus drivers drawing the out-of-uniform allowance. Shoot the fucker? they'd open fire on their own sergeant.<br/>D'ya see the dilemma?<br/><br/>nonnymus Shoot to Kill? If you gave that order they’d aim d’uzis down the N7 and the petrol pump attendant in Kill service station would be singin’ the skies are fulla lead..
You couldn’t give them fuckers an order like that in a public place. Shoot the bus-driver? they’d shoot all the civilians and say they were out-of uniform bus drivers drawing the out-of-uniform allowance. Shoot the fucker? they’d open fire on their own sergeant.
D’ya see the dilemma?

nonnymus

]]> By: Anonymous http://bocktherobber.com/2006/05/roadblock-irish-style#comment-53 Anonymous Thu, 11 May 2006 15:24:17 +0000 http://81.17.252.85/~bockthe/wordpress/?p=82#comment-53 Having failed to evacuate the car, no doubt they evacuated their bowels when they saw the buzz bearing down on them.<br/>"PJ, there's a buzz coming"<br/>"I know TJ, they're like policemen, you don't see one for ages then two of the fuckers come together"<br/>" Shag it PJ, I told you there's a fucking BUZZ coming, move the fucking car"<br/>"Shag you TJ, I'm listening to the radio"<br/><br/>BANG.....<br/><br/>The buzz cocks Having failed to evacuate the car, no doubt they evacuated their bowels when they saw the buzz bearing down on them.
“PJ, there’s a buzz coming”
“I know TJ, they’re like policemen, you don’t see one for ages then two of the fuckers come together”
” Shag it PJ, I told you there’s a fucking BUZZ coming, move the fucking car”
“Shag you TJ, I’m listening to the radio”

BANG…..

The buzz cocks

]]> By: Anonymous http://bocktherobber.com/2006/05/roadblock-irish-style#comment-54 Anonymous Thu, 11 May 2006 15:23:55 +0000 http://81.17.252.85/~bockthe/wordpress/?p=82#comment-54 All of which only goes to prove, they couldn't even catch a bus, let alone a robber! Here's to you, de bies in blue... All of which only goes to prove, they couldn’t even catch a bus, let alone a robber! Here’s to you, de bies in blue…

]]> By: - Wrinkly Joe Jnr http://bocktherobber.com/2006/05/roadblock-irish-style#comment-55 - Wrinkly Joe Jnr Thu, 11 May 2006 15:23:40 +0000 http://81.17.252.85/~bockthe/wordpress/?p=82#comment-55 Jesus, hats off to the guards on this one, unfortunately a massive thumbs down for training and equipment.<br/><br/>Apparently after the blocks didn't work, stinger units were deployed(Those spikey strips that kill your tires, good thinking? No?) The problem with was that they were designed purely for small vehicals(shopping trolleys, skateboards, mini metros, etc...) and the bus just rolled right over them without missing a beat. Even when the plain clothes relished in breaking out the shooters the bullets just bounced off the tyres. Not only did P.J. loose the hard-on he usually gets for popping off a few rounds in public, but he realised maybe they ought to be equipped with something that wasn't bought surplus off the third reich... At least they got to give your man an awfull hammering.(Anyone see the picture in the paper today?)<br/><br/>-Wrinkly Joe Jnr Jesus, hats off to the guards on this one, unfortunately a massive thumbs down for training and equipment.

Apparently after the blocks didn’t work, stinger units were deployed(Those spikey strips that kill your tires, good thinking? No?) The problem with was that they were designed purely for small vehicals(shopping trolleys, skateboards, mini metros, etc…) and the bus just rolled right over them without missing a beat. Even when the plain clothes relished in breaking out the shooters the bullets just bounced off the tyres. Not only did P.J. loose the hard-on he usually gets for popping off a few rounds in public, but he realised maybe they ought to be equipped with something that wasn’t bought surplus off the third reich… At least they got to give your man an awfull hammering.(Anyone see the picture in the paper today?)

-Wrinkly Joe Jnr

]]> By: QJS http://bocktherobber.com/2006/05/roadblock-irish-style#comment-56 QJS Thu, 11 May 2006 15:22:50 +0000 http://81.17.252.85/~bockthe/wordpress/?p=82#comment-56 You may be interested to know that a bewigged gentleman of the courts shares your frustration about how the Gardai handled this Bock. Known as "Darth Vader" or "The Prince of Darkness", (yes you quessed it, the same man is not known for his gentle nature), told me he was annoyed that the Gardai shot at the wheels of the bus when they should have shot the driver. Shoot to kill, he says their is no other way. I am inclined to agree! Our Gardai are afraid to use lethal force against criminals, scumbags or psychos. They don't want to end up at a Tribunal justifying their position. QJS You may be interested to know that a bewigged gentleman of the courts shares your frustration about how the Gardai handled this Bock. Known as “Darth Vader” or “The Prince of Darkness”, (yes you quessed it, the same man is not known for his gentle nature), told me he was annoyed that the Gardai shot at the wheels of the bus when they should have shot the driver. Shoot to kill, he says their is no other way. I am inclined to agree! Our Gardai are afraid to use lethal force against criminals, scumbags or psychos. They don’t want to end up at a Tribunal justifying their position. QJS

]]> By: Bock the Robber http://bocktherobber.com/2006/05/roadblock-irish-style#comment-52 Bock the Robber Tue, 09 May 2006 09:54:49 +0000 http://81.17.252.85/~bockthe/wordpress/?p=82#comment-52 Well that's a little better than what I heard yesterday, but still disturbing. They swerved their car in front of a bus? You'd have to give them a limited certificate, wouldn't you? Full marks for guts; no points for brains. Well that’s a little better than what I heard yesterday, but still disturbing. They swerved their car in front of a bus? You’d have to give them a limited certificate, wouldn’t you? Full marks for guts; no points for brains.

]]> By: Wrinkley Joe http://bocktherobber.com/2006/05/roadblock-irish-style#comment-51 Wrinkley Joe Tue, 09 May 2006 09:51:09 +0000 http://81.17.252.85/~bockthe/wordpress/?p=82#comment-51 I think you may be wrong in thinking that the guards set up a roadblock and then sat in the car waiting for the bus to arrive (they were lucky that four buses didn't arrive at the same time). I gather from radio reports that they were weaving across the front of the bus trying to slow it down. When the bus seemed to slow they swerved across the front of it and came to a sudden halt, hoping that the bus would then stop. Unfortunately, Peter put his foot on the gas, not giving the guards time to evacuate the vehicle. I think you may be wrong in thinking that the guards set up a roadblock and then sat in the car waiting for the bus to arrive (they were lucky that four buses didn’t arrive at the same time). I gather from radio reports that they were weaving across the front of the bus trying to slow it down. When the bus seemed to slow they swerved across the front of it and came to a sudden halt, hoping that the bus would then stop. Unfortunately, Peter put his foot on the gas, not giving the guards time to evacuate the vehicle.

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