I was out walking on Wimbledon Common recently after Federer destroyed that English guy, when I noticed two smallish furry creatures arguing. They seemed to be a couple, and the [...]

The demands from Hyperzenchef are becoming more urgent by the day. Here's some samples: 1. Can you do something about Ryan Fuckhead Tubridy, he's an annoying cunt? 2. I accidentally [...]

Let me just ask you this, if you don't mind. I'll just mention this small thing to you that has pissed me off for years, even though by any standards [...]

Just as I mention Hyperzenchef slugging Fanta, something comes back to me about that brand of soft drink. Wasn't it to do with the Nazis? That's right, I remember now. [...]

Did you see that game tonight between Switzerland and Ukraine? Did you ever see anything so boring in your whole life? I ended up temporarily losing the power to my [...]

Somebody asked me if I was going to christen the new kitchen, and I said, yes, I was going to call it "Dermot". I think this has great possibilities, and [...]

The Bullet and myself were bored and went to see the new X-Men movie tonight. Vinnie was in the movie, so this picture of him making friends with Gazza seems [...]

Christ, I'm bollixed. I decided that the only way to get some sort of shape on that goddam kitchen was to invite a gang of scroungers over for grub and [...]

I don't know if this story is true or not, but I picked it up somewhere, I like it and I thought I'd share it with you. This legend, the [...]

I was intending to just let this go, but I can't. It's too good. There's so much horse-shit going on among all the protagonists in this thing that I have [...]