Here’s one that emerged from a series of highly-dangerous high-speed text messages between me and Wrinkly Joe. This is strictly for connoisseurs of old Irish TV trivia.
Here’s a worried Mr A – big legal bills he’ll have to pay.
Here’s a smiling Mr B – he won’t have to pay a single fee.
Says B to A, “You’re in the wrong, because my friend you should belong
To the felony safeguard all can afford: The Free Legal Aid Insurance Board!”
Our older readers will get it. The rest can fuck off.