Tonight, I thought I’d start by bringing you a few quotes from the great man, Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh. No introduction needed.
Here we go:-
“… and Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, I’ll tell ye a little story. I was in Times Square in New York last week, and I was missing the [...]
Scunthorpe United are now second last. If the last team in the league, Rotherham, hadn’t started with a ten-point penalty, Scunthorpe would be at the very bottom of the table. The Universe is restored to its rightful transit.
Well, doesn’t time fly? Here we are and the Christmas season is upon us again, with the shops playing lovely Christian carols like Jingle Bells, and Chipmunk Christmas and Working for the Clampdown. My personal favourites were Nuts for You and Dirty Boulevard. Well do I remember, in days gone by, my uncle Johnny leaning [...]
Who should America invade next?
What the ordinary citizen thinks.
Do you think they’ll charge any more people in Britain?
Do you remember seeing that kind of security convoy before?
Do you think the people in these paddy-wagons might be innocent too?
You’re a good footballer. Since you were a nipper, you’ve been the best player your mates ever knew, and they still talk about how brilliant you were when you were a kid, dodging past everyone, leaving the rest of them falling on their arses. You were probably the best player your school ever saw, and [...]
The Bullet went off out the country someplace and came back with a small dog.
“It’ll be great,” he says. “Satan’s terrier will love him.”
“Satan’s terrier will fucking eat him,” I tell Bullet, “and you can clean up the body parts this time because I’m not doing it again.”
We were both wrong. Satan’s terrier ignored [...]
Scunthorpe secured a defeat against Rotherham by cleverly giving away two handy goals in the first half. They now hold the coveted third-from-the-bottom position and look set to go all the way. This is much more reassuring than their last season, which they started with a worrying winning streak.
Seasoned Scunthorpe supporters can now relax, knowing [...]