I saw a news item last night in which somebody said that the great new epidemic now sweeping the world is obesity. It seems that in every country of the world, people are getting fat , and apparently this is going to cause huge medical problems for them.
OK. So far so good. This is going to cause medical problems for the fat people. Got that.
Then the report went on to say that, in Britain alone, it would cost Ã‚£4 Billion a year to treat the problems caused by this epidemic. What? Why? They’re losing me now, because I’m nearly certain they just said there were going to be big problems for the fat people. Checking back for a moment here, blah blah blah . . . Yup! There it is. Big problems for fat people. But hold on. Now they’re saying it’s going to cause huge problems for ME!!
It seems that fat stupid fuckers can stuff their stupid faces in MacDonalds till their elasticated pants fall apart like the Hulk and their piggy children with forty chins can lie around all day eating chocolate Fat-Fuckers, and when these morons get heart disease and diabetes, who’s going to pay for them?
That’s right. Me. And you. And all the other idiots.
I have a simple solution to take the burden off the health services here and in Britain and in every other country in the world. Let the fat fuckers stop eating shit, get off their fat arses and go for a walk. Let them stop being fat fuckers. And if they won’t, why not just let the fuckers die? Why should I have to pay for some fool’s stupidity? And anyway, what’s the point of keeping a fool alive?