I don’t mean this to be offensive. Is that all right? No offence intended. I was just wondering how you qualify to compete in the Special Olympics. There’s probably a very simple answer to this, and no doubt somebody will reply with all the details, but for now, I’m still unclear. To be more specific, [...]
There’s a report on the front page of today’s Irish Times about a murder. It says:
Neighbours who found the body of an 83-year-old man in Dublin said his throat had been cut. Gardai are treating his death as suspicious.
Jesus, these guys are good. Really good.
Thank God our security is in such safe [...]
Scunthorpe managed another magnificent 2 – 2 draw, with Crewe Alexandra. This means that after three games, they have two points.
Another glorious start to another great season for Scunthorpe United.
I see that some people in Britain are getting upset about the idea of passenger profiling at airports.
What’s passenger profiling? Well, it’s not something you’d need a genius on the payroll to figure out. Indeed not. What it means is that they’re going to pick out some passengers for deeper questioning, and they’re going to [...]
Johnny sent me this from the States. You might enjoy it. I hope it offends somebody.
I’m not yet completely familiar with this latest terrorist extravaganza and I’ll therefore withhold judgement about what the police have said. I don’t know anything about the plot, or about the plotters, or indeed about anything at all to do with it. And so on that aspect of things, I’ll remain silent for the moment.
Let’s [...]
Have you noticed the number of fat knackers around these days?
No, sorry, I don’t mean overweight people. I mean fat fuckers trailing a string of fat fucker kids behind them. Fat fuckers with tattoos and hoop ear-rings and scrunchies and worst of all, belly tops !!!
WHATTT???
Isn’t it fucking awful? Isn’t it just [...]
Scunthorpe were winning but managed to give away a late goal to salvage a draw against Swansea.
Good old Scunts.
I had a glance at the Nut’s rant the other day, and you know, he really does make a very valid point about people with hats driving cars. He’s right, isn’t he? All those old fuckers you come up behind on narrow roads and you can be guaranteed that if the bastard is wearing a [...]
I went into Tesco a little while back, to buy some shit or other. I don’t know what it was. Some useless fucking crap that I didn’t need, no doubt, and that I could easily have waited for or done without altogether. Some pointless shit, like maybe raisins or something.
But that wasn’t [...]
