Jesus, I had a great breakfast this morning, and I combined it with a little shoplifting, which made it even fukken greater. I refuse to shop in your average Pikey [...]

Here's a picture of the Williams sisters from Derby with their babies. Natasha Williams is 16, Jade is 14 and Jemma is 12. They called their babies Amani, T-Jay and [...]

Scunthorpe lost their first game of the new season. This is good. To win would have been too much for us. This is good. Kind of.

No. I haven't suddenly become illiterate. I omitted the apostrophe from the title because the owners did so and I want to respect their right to leave out apostrophes if [...]

Chanterelle goes into the Social. "I wants to claim for a new baby." "No bother," says the Social guy. "How many is that you have?" "Ten." "No bother. Just for [...]

I give you this as I received it from Joe d'Arab: I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to [...]

What's all this shit about the Galway Races? There's a crowd of thick gobshites who can't spell their own name, but they can afford a ride in a helicopter. Great. [...]

There's an article in today's Irish Times about the decline of B&Bs in Ireland. A worrying article. A deeply worrying article, pointing to a potential collapse in one of our [...]

We don't go home after all, though it's a close call. We drive back to the venue, collect Joe's car and pull up beside the tents, wet, miserable, hung over [...]

I wake up in the pub at about two o'clock. Not an unusual thing, you might say. We do this all the time, you might say, and you'd be right, [...]