Community Policing
Posted on Saturday, September 23, 2006I got another call from Wrinkly Joe, just this evening. An excited call. Excited, elated and proud.
You see, Joe has always been a firm believer in the concept of community policing, and when McDowell suggested a Garda Reserve, Joe was four-square behind the idea. Now, as I told you, he recently made a breakthrough at his laboratories on developing an artificial scumbag, but I have to tell you that an active, febrile mind like Wrinkly Joe’s is not satisfied with one breakthrough. And so, he set out to Moyross during the week, and took three scumbags at random who were causing trouble. He used the legs of one, the chest of another and the head of a third. Then, with his revolutionary new programming language, he implanted a set of policing instructions in the monster. It knows all the scumbags in Moyross, it’s impervious to bullets, and he expects great things of it.
Wonderful.
Joe calls his new creation Skobo-Cop.
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