Suppose you had just tried to murder a couple of kids by setting fire to the car they were in. Just suppose, now. Hypothetically speaking, so to speak. Suppose you were a filthy inbred fucking skobe who had poured petrol on a car and set fire to two babies. And suppose you happened to be a filthy stupid inbred stinking fucking skobe with plenty of money. Again hypothetically speaking, of course.
Wouldn’t it be great if you could maybe pay two skobe teenagers to go to the police station and claim they were the ones who set fire to the car?
Wouldn’t that be great, and it would solve the problem for you, hypothetically speaking, provided you had the money?
It sure would.