Fat Frankie Ryan was shot in the back of the head last week.
Personally, I couldn’t give a flying fuck about Fat Frankie, who seems to have been a total skobe and involved with all manner of crime. Furthermore, I couldn’t really give a flying fuck about the eighteen-year-old who happened to be his passenger at [...]
Apart from the fact that I hate golf, and that I’m going to stage marches on the homes of known golfers in my area, there’s another reason I think the Ryder Cup is a whole big pile of shit. It’s because the Ryder Cup is a whole big pile of shit.
When Smurfit bought Straffan House [...]
Jesus, you know I have to admit, the bums put it up to Villa tonight. But for a flukey penalty, Villa wouldn’t have gone home with a result. And our boys had a couple of close shaves, sliding shots an inch wide of the post and forcing one or two desperate saves. [...]
I was going to do a rant on Johnny Logan, the most wonderful human being Turkey has ever known, but twentymajor got there first, so what’s the point of duplicating the effort?
Here’s his views on Johnny Logan, the ridiculous twat: 20
The bums are on the tv on Wednesday evening. They’re playing Aston Villa in the Silly Cup. Tune in if you’re doing nothing else.
They’ll get hammered of course, but I’ll report back here anyway, just in case you happen to miss the result. Unlikely, I know.
Did you see the weather yesterday morning? It fucking pissed from the heavens. I’m talking about walls of rain, horizontal driven airborne tsunamis. And the forecast is for it to get worse.
Isn’t that fuckin great?
It means that, with any luck, there will be a gigantic monsoon-like deluge on the fucking Ryder Cup. All of [...]
Wrinkly Joe came on the blower over the weekend with some interesting news. I probably didn’t mention this, but for years now, he’s been working on the creation of an artificial life form, and he’s finally succeeded. Originally when he began this work, Joe planned to create a human being, and all his energies, plus [...]
What is it with social workers, “community workers” and the like? Why won’t they use the word “about” like the rest of us? The next time you’re talking to your probation officer, listen carefully to what he says and observe the world he inhabits.
In Social-Worker-World, people are never frightened of something. They have fears around [...]
A headline caught my eye today in the Sunday Times. Lead-free bullets for environment-friendly wars.
What the fuck?
Well, it seems that a company called BAE Systems, one of the biggest armaments manufacturers in the world, has developed a conscience. They’re going to reduce the lead in their bullets so that you cause less pollution when [...]
I knew instantly it was the purple phone ringing. The one I keep in a specially-constructed safe under my bed. Not the red one I use to speak to Bush, nor the blue one I call Chirac on. Not even the magnolia one I use for Blair. No. It had to be the purple one. [...]
