Mother Teresa – Footballing Legend

Well do I remember the first time I saw Mother Teresa. It was Dalymount Park in 1980 and Ireland were trailing Holland 1-0 at the break. I thought we were [...]

Scunts

The bums were at home to Cheltenham, and heading for another miserable nil-all draw, when our own Andy Keogh popped up in the 90th minute to bang in the winner. [...]

Pope Offends Muslims

I never thought I'd be saying this, but really, the Catholics aren't too bad, are they? At least they don't lose their minds every time somebody someplace thinks something bad [...]

My Endless Love

Johnny sent us another cracker from the States. Keep it up John.

Scunts

Scunthorpe United beat Port Vale 3-0, hoisting themselves up to 17th place in the table. As usual, the great Billy Sharp banged in a couple of goals, and to be [...]

Fall guys

Suppose you had just tried to murder a couple of kids by setting fire to the car they were in. Just suppose, now. Hypothetically speaking, so to speak. Suppose you [...]

Sex aids

I saw these vibrators that were shaped like a tongue and I thought it was just a great idea. They were covered with sticky tongue-like stuff, and when it wore [...]

Dogs

I was telling you a few weeks ago that I got a new dog. Dermot. Well, you'll be glad to know that Dermot is fine. He's still growing and now [...]

Moyross

Two young children were severely burned when three teenagers threw petrol on their mother's car and set it on fire. The country is convulsed in horror and incomprehension that anyone [...]

Murphy of Firehouse 9

The old apartment building was already in flames when Ladder 7 rolled up outside. Blazing embers leapt up into the dark Manhattan night sky as a burly figure jumped from [...]

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