Christ, I Hate RTE!
Posted on Wednesday, November 29, 2006I let the radio run on after Vincent Browne was over, playing away in the background, and there’s the usually-innocuous Eleventh Hour. I’m hardly listening, Bocking away as I am prior to retiring for the night, when I hear this dreadful RTE-style whine as some woman explains with great patience the Theseus myth.
Ond loike, he’s, loike, loast, y’knoo? In the Labyrinth? Ond he’s loike, gotta face this moanster, but then Ariadne, the, loike, Greek goddess -
And I’m there, loike WHAT?? Goddess? Ariadne wasn’t a fucking goddess! What did you just say, you stupid RTE-land gobshite? Did you just say Greek goddess, you uneducated git? You’re there, like, wearing that stupid makey-uppy accent that you, loike, invented yesterday? and you’re talking complete bollocks?
Oh dear sweet fuck. It’s Kismet. Thank you God, for there is a God after all, in spite of all I said.
RTE have just summed up better than I ever could what a shower of self-important twats they are.
Stumble it!
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December 4th, 2006
what about the guy who drove his micra into rte?
December 4th, 2006
What?