Comments on: I Hate Duncan Stewart

By: ciaran

ciaran — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:12:26 +0000

Duncan is the biggest bullshitter I have ever had the displeasure to listen to. Thats all I have to say.

By: Darwin

Darwin — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:43:33 +0000

And here’s Duncan’s recommended sound system:

http://freeq.wordpress.com/2005/11/08/continuum-caliburn-most-expensive-turntable-in-the-world/

Does it pick up RTE I wonder…?

By: Kieran

Kieran — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 22:20:52 +0000

London is sure to have them.

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:52:19 +0000

Kieran:

I’d say you could find them in any town full of useless snobs with more money than sense.

By: Kieran

Kieran — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:44:56 +0000

So these shelves, can you get them over here or do I need to order from RTE-land?

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:43:22 +0000

OK. All stop laughing now. This is what Kav wrote, and he's right. It is a very good comment, which deserves better than to be filed under Captain Kirk.

An ex-byefrind of my sister's absolutely loves that twat, and for his 21st she framed a photo of him (Duncan) and got someone to sign it
"Dear XXXXXX,

Good man on being my number one fan! Lots of love,

Duncan."

She gave it to him on the night of his 21st (everyone else was in on the joke), and his eyes teared up when he saw it. She then felt too guilty to tell him it was all a cod, so he went around for about a week showing off his autographed photo of that oul plank.

"Now is this a, for example, photograph, Maura?"

"Tis Duncan."

The gobshite.

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:38:13 +0000

Kave:

There’s a very simple answer to that. If you have a look at the Captain Kirk post, you’ll see your comment there, because that’s where you sent it.

Mwwoooohahahahaha!

By: Kav

Kav — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:36:33 +0000

Wha? Where’s my comment Bock? I sent you a great wan yesterday. The best comment I ever wrote in my whole life.

By: QJS

QJS — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 16:24:19 +0000

I hate the mad cunt too. Just checking in Bockmeister. QJS

By: darthrizla

darthrizla — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 16:23:27 +0000

I think you’ve convieniently left out some of Duncan’s finer points most notably his stance on Carbon Monoxide - the Silent Killer - which, on average claims more Irish lives than drunk driving and Al Queda combined.

Personally I feel safe knowing that he’s out there, creeping from house to house checking out our pipes and making sure they’re not blocked in some way.

“check them when you’ve had builders in” - I’m sure you do Duncan, I’m sure you do.