Sorry. I know I’ve been a bit remiss in recent weeks bringing you the latest on Scunthorpe United, but you’ll be delighted to know that they are now second in the league on 35 points. Obviously they can’t afford to relax, being a full six points behind league-leaders Nottingham Forest, but as they beat the shit out of Forest 4-0 at their last encounter, it’s hard not to feel optimistic.
Isn’t it great to know that the football team of an obscure North-Eastern English town is doing so well in the Third Division? What the fuck is wrong with us people?