A joke
Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006This guy walks into his doctor’s surgery.
There’s a parsnip shoved up his nose.
There’s a carrot stuck in his ear.
He has a turnip forced up his arse.
The doctor takes one look at him and says
You’re not eating properly!

















December 16th, 2006
Hee hee
December 18th, 2006
Next time can we have the now legendary “You’ll have to speak up, I’m a trifle deaf?”
December 19th, 2006
Ah John, come on: it’s Christmas cracker time.
We’ll do the trifle deaf thing soon!