Dec 142006
 

Impact are doing a play at the moment. It has Magnum in it, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and it’s fucking great, so go and see it now, you stingy fucker. Tom Selleck will be there in person, the miserable right-wing gun-promoting Screen-Actors-Guild bastard. It’s a pity the two Dobermenn didn’t savage the bollocks off him when they had the chance, but you have to admit, he has a great moustache.

Pay the fucking money cos I heard it’s great. I met them tonight in the pub and they said it’s fuckin great and I believe them cos they’re very nice people and they wouldn’t lie.

Tell you tomorrow night if it’s any good, but go anyway, you tight fuck. Support your local actors.

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  6 Responses to “Go to see Impact Theatre, you fucking bastard!”

Comments (6)
  1.  

    Bock, the young folks won’t know who you mean unless you call him ‘Richard’, Monica’s (Courtney Cox-Arquette) doctor boyfriend in Friends…

  2.  

    I’m afraid I’m allergic to that guy. Something about the right-wing, gun-promoting thing doesn’t agree with me.

  3.  

    Conan:

    The kids seem to know him. Astonishing.

    sassy sundry:

    Ok, he’s not really there. I made it up. It’s just a poster.

  4.  

    Your use od the word f..k is a bit over the top. Do you talk to people in real life like that?.

  5.  

    Oh fuck off!!

  6.  

    Thought so………

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