Home from the pub. Small bit drunk, but it is the festive season. Let’s have a look. How did our favourite 3rd division team do tonight?
Whattttt????? I don’t fucking believe it!!????!!!???
Beaten three-one? What??
This is a fucking disaster. I don’t believe it!!
Right. Where’s my chainsaw? I’m off to kill a crowd of innocent people in a shopping mall.
Fuckin useless bastards have dropped to third.