There’s Beckham off to America for 250 million dollars.
I needed a new challenge, he explains.
Challenge? He’s going to a country where everybody is shite at soccer, and he’ll be playing against children. That’s a challenge?
Gimme a break, Davy-boy. He’s going because they’re kicking him out of Real Madrid and the Yanks have a pile of money to spend on washed-up footballers. They can’t tell the difference.
Also, he’s going to a place where his ridiculous wife will look normal.
Those are the reasons.