Beckham goes to Hollywood

 Posted by on January 12, 2007  Add comments
Jan 122007
 

There’s Beckham off to America for 250 million dollars.

I needed a new challenge, he explains.

Challenge? He’s going to a country where everybody is shite at soccer, and he’ll be playing against children. That’s a challenge?

Gimme a break, Davy-boy. He’s going because they’re kicking him out of Real Madrid and the Yanks have a pile of money to spend on washed-up footballers. They can’t tell the difference.

Also, he’s going to a place where his ridiculous wife will look normal.

Those are the reasons.

kick it on kick.ie

  3 Responses to “Beckham goes to Hollywood”

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  1.  

    Keep the Spice Girls on yer side of the pond. We have enough trouble over here.

  2.  

    Good Riddance to her!

    read in paper that American people aren’t all that familiar with them and all the hype surrounding his arrival. Also that 1 tv show referred to Victoria as Virginia! Bet she loved that!!

  3.  

    Good Riddance to her!

    Read in the paper that American people aren’t familiar with them and are baffled with the hype surrounding his arrival. Also that a tv station referred to Victoria as Virginia! Bet she was well pleased with that!!

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