Comments on: How I quit smoking and lost weight

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 18:00:35 +0000

I think you're onto something there. You could picture it on the side of buses, in tube trains, up there on billboards. You could sell the concept to the government.

Minister announces new policy initiative:

DON'T LIGHT THAT FUCKING FAG!!!

By: JC Skinner

JC Skinner — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 17:57:10 +0000

We’ve got a quit smoking correspondence course in beta testing right now.
It consists of twelve monthly mails saying:
“Don’t light the fucking fag, it’s going to kill you, you thick mong.”
But it’s hard to get the wording right, y’know?
Might be onto something with the drinking one. I’ll get the lab munchkins working on it right away!

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:03:52 +0000

Jesus, sorry about that.

Why don't you you apply it to alcoholics instead? Stop boozing, you drunken fucker!!

By: JC Skinner

JC Skinner — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:01:25 +0000

That’s gone and put the kibosh on my new business plan, Bock you bastard!
I was going to sell a 12 part plan for weight loss via the internet.
In return for a reasonable sum much less than the amount the average smoker torches in a year, each month Skinner Inc. would post out our special motivational, scientifically proven method for losing weiight and keeping it off.
In other words, an email that said: “EAT LESS AND EXCERCISE MORE, YOU FAT BLOBBY BASTARD!”
You owe me approximately five trillion euro now.

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 19:28:26 +0000

Donal: We’ll all be rich with this fantastic new system

MAroon: Ah now, it’s not that good yet. It only works for when you want to stop doing something.

Sweary: OK. You’d better not tell the brother then.

By: The Swearing Lady

The Swearing Lady — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 15:41:05 +0000

Donal’s right, Mr. Sbock. Ssssh! I get a great laugh out of watching my brother wheeze his way through alternative therapies every time he tries to give up.

By: Dr Maroon

Dr Maroon — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 15:40:48 +0000

Bock let me tell you how to play the clarinet, oboe, bassoon and I believe every other woodwind instrument in the orchestra.
Listening?
You blow down one end, and move your fingers over the little holes.
It's as simple as that.

We should be running the world.

By: Donal

Donal — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:08:45 +0000

Whoah, careful there. You’ll put lots of self-help sites outta business with advice like that! I stopped smoking about 5 years ago, saving about €11,000 in the process, although I have no idea where that money went to! The accumulation of money wasted is what made me stop.

Hope that diet works. Sounds kinda uncoventional.