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Posted on Sunday, January 21, 2007Things are picking up again. I just got another email, and this time I’m certain I’ve won the million. All I have to do is send them my name and address and they’ll rush me a cheque for a Big One. Isn’t that great? Here’s their letter:
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER
EURO MILLIONS SWEEPSTAKE
Amsterdam,The Netherlands.
Sir/Madam,
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON 1,000,000.00 EUROS.
We are pleased to inform you of the result of Euro Millions Sweepstake,which was held on the January 12, 2007. Your e-mail address attached to e-ticket number: A654781351X, with Prize Number : drew a prize of 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros). This lucky draw came first in the 2nd Category of the Sweepstake.
You will receive the sum of 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros) from our authorized bank. Because of some mix-up with sweepstake prizes, including the time limit placed on the payment of your prize: 1,000,000.00 Euros, we advice that you keep all information about this prize confidential until your funds:1,000,000.00 Euros have been transferred to you by our bank. You must adhere to this instruction, strictly, to avoid any delay with the release of your funds to your person. This program has been abused severally in past,so we are doing our best to forestall further occurrence of false claims.
This sweepstake was conducted under the watchful eyes of 8,000 spectators. Your e-mail address attached to e-ticket number A654781351X was selected and; it came out first by an e-ballot draw from over 250,000 e-mail addresses (personal and corporate e-mail addresses).
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This is what I wrote back. I hope they send me the money soon:
Bank: Laagste Heypotheekofferte Bank. N.L.
Attention: EDGAR VON.
Dear Edgar,
My name is Bock deRobber
Bockschloss, Limerick 69LK2251, Ireland
I am 82 years of age.
My number is A654781351X
I cannot give a phone number. I have no phone or fax because I am too old.
Please send me my million euros immediately. I wish to spend it on illegal substances and Latvian hookers before I die. I would like the money in cash if that is possible. Thank you.
Bock
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