Archive for January 2007
Jan 23rd, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Sport
What about Trevor Brennan? For those who don’t follow such matters, Trevor is a six-foot-five 220-pound savage, a former Ireland international rugby player, latterly of Leinster and now with Toulouse.
Trev played exactly thirty seconds of rugby for Toulouse against Ulster on Sunday. First, he charged into the crowd and beat the shit [...]
Tags: heineken-cup, Rugby, Sport, toulouse, trevor-brennan, ulster Posted in Sport |
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Jan 23rd, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Humour
Gonad the Ballbearian produced a newspaper clipping today about some fucker in Ennis who was convicted of exposing himself outside a school.
His surname: Bareness.
You just couldn’t make it up.
Tags: blather Posted in Humour |
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Jan 23rd, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Humour
This is what I got back:
Attention:Bock Derobber, This is to acknowledge the receipt of your e-mail, and to confirm the validity of the winning notification. You have been approved to receive the sum of 1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION EUROS), as the new winner of our last Lottery. However, your funds are presently Lodged in [...]
Tags: blather, dutch, lottery, scam Posted in Humour |
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Jan 22nd, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: internet
Wrinkly Joe sent me the Songun Blog. Is this mad or what? It has to go on the list.
Tags: blather, kim-jong-il, north-korea Posted in internet |
5 comments
Jan 22nd, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Favourites, Religion, Scandal
Who remembers the Neary case? Michael Neary was an obstetrician in Drogheda who carried out unnecessary Caesarean hysterectomies on many women in his care. Neary treated his patients with contempt and most of the staff lived in fear of him, with the result that almost two hundred women women were mutilated before [...]
Tags: hysterectomy, michael-neary, obstetrician, Religion, Scandal Posted in Favourites, Religion, Scandal |
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Jan 21st, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Humour
I received another email this evening. Here’s what it says:
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I don’t know what to reply, but it has me worried. What if I’ve won the Shanghai lotto?
Tags: blather, scam, Scandal Posted in Humour |
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Jan 21st, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Politics, Religion, World
Did you see the recent incident where American Airlines dragged some poor guy off a flight because he had dark skin? And two Israeli guys off the same flight for having “heavy accents”? Jesus. What next? I thought he might be about to grow a beard, so I shot him. You [...]
Tags: insanity, islamic-suicide-bombers, jews, Religion, terrorism, World Posted in Politics, Religion, World |
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Jan 21st, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Humour
Things are picking up again. I just got another email, and this time I’m certain I’ve won the million. All I have to do is send them my name and address and they’ll rush me a cheque for a Big One. Isn’t that great? Here’s their letter:
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGEREURO MILLIONS SWEEPSTAKEAmsterdam,The [...]
Tags: blather, dutch, lottery, scam Posted in Humour |
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Jan 21st, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Policing, gardai
First we had the Kerry Babies case and now we have the Kerry Rapist.
Here are some of the facts. Alan and Phyllis Grey are a couple from Dublin who, in 1995, moved to the small seaside town of Ballybunion to start a new life. Ballybunion is a classic little Irish rural town much [...]
Tags: Ireland, kerry, phyllis-grey, rapist, Scandal Posted in Policing, gardai |
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Jan 21st, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Stories
Me: Well, I suppose you have to hand it to them.
Him: Yeah, they beat us all right.
Me: Yeah, they did.
Him: They killed us in the scrum.
Me: And in the lineout.
Him: Yeah. And they murdered our centres.
Me: Yeah. Halstead is a big loss.
Him: Yeah. And Quinlan.
Me: Oh yeah. Huge loss.
Him: Still, [...]
Tags: heineken-cup, leicester, Munster, Rugby, Sport, Stories Posted in Stories |
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