Archive for February 2007
Feb 28th, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Sport
Just to bring you up to date on the Scunthorpe United situation.
Scunthorpe are now 9 points (that’s right: nine) clear of their nearest rivals at the top of the table. Nine points – what the hell?
Oh, there’s going to be a lot of sleepless nights, let me tell you. Many a bare midnight [...]
Tags: scunthorpe, Sport, united Posted in Sport |
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Feb 27th, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Crime, Religion
Let’s get this nonsense out of the way right now.
Paedophile is not a word. I remember when the perverts invented it about twenty-five years ago to cover up what they really do, which is the rape of children. The perverts started this thing they called the Paedophile Information Exchange, because they thought Paedophile [...]
Tags: bastards, Crime, paedophile, pedophile, pervert, Religion Posted in Crime, Religion |
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Feb 27th, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Bestof, politics, war, world
So Serbia is innocent of genocide, is it?
I see.
It doesn’t matter that for three years Ratko Mladic, the savage puppet of Milosevic, rampaged up and down and across Bosnia-Herzegovina, laying waste wherever he went. Who remembers July 1995? Who remembers Mladic’s advance from one so-called UN safe haven to the next, destroying and [...]
Tags: bosnia, genocide, mladic, ratko, serbia, world Posted in Bestof, politics, war, world |
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Feb 27th, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: technology
I don’t know much about this. I rely on very clever people to keep me safe from viruses and I don’t want to know what’s going on while their very clever programs seek out and destroy the invaders in my machine. I don’t know, and I don’t want to know what they do.
But [...]
Tags: technology, trojan, virus Posted in technology |
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Feb 25th, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Sport, politics
Well? What happened? Did some crazed Shinner suicide bomber charge into the crowd and explode in a hail of teeth and bedsprings?
No.
Oh, well perhaps a gang of frothing ideologues harangued the people through ancient megaphones on their way to Croke Park?
No. Not that either.
In that case, there must have been a small [...]
Tags: croke, england, Ireland, park, Rugby Posted in Sport, politics |
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Feb 23rd, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Sport
Right. I don’t want to be too specific about this so I’ll only give you a hint.
Did I get a ticket for the first ever [tag]rugby[/tag] match between Ireland and England to be held in Croke Park?
[Hint: Yesssssss!!!!!!!!]
See you Monday.
Tags: Rugby, Uncategorized Posted in Sport |
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Feb 23rd, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Humour, Religion, technology
I was in my study, contemplating the beingness of nothingness and slugging back a quiet whiskey when a powerful rumbling shook the Bockschloss to its foundations.
What the- I ejaculated as I sprang upright and dashed to the window.
Outside, on the rolling lawn, I could see a familiar little figure gesticulating at me. He seemed [...]
Tags: england, Ireland, Religion, Rugby, Sport, technology Posted in Humour, Religion, technology |
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Feb 22nd, 2007 |
By Bock |
Category: Crime, gardai, police
Do you remember the case of Dean Lyons?
No?
Back in March 1997, two mentally-ill women living in “sheltered housing” in Dublin were murdered in a savage attack during which the killer ritually mutilated their bodies. The crime, which came to be known as the Cannibal Murders, was plainly committed by a madman, and a forensic [...]
Tags: cannibal, dean, gardai, lyons, murder, police, Scandal Posted in Crime, gardai, police |
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