Not everything I write here is true. Did you know that? Sometimes I make things up to keep you amused, but occasionally life smiles on me and something just happens.
I was locking the Bockmobile yesterday at the supermarket when a small car pulled up beside me. The driver was a stocky, [...]
What’s with all this effigy-burning in the Indian sub-continent?
The last controversy I mentioned here was the Shilpa Shetty outcry in India which, you might remember, involved the famous Bollywood actress being verbally attacked by Jade Goody, a lard-monster. Well, on that occasion, there were villagers in the remotest mountain redoubts setting fire to effigies [...]
The Bullet started his own band about six months ago, and they’re cool as fuck. They’re all about fourteen or fifteen, they all have long hair and they all wear coats down to their ankles. They’re a kind of death-speed-thrash-metal band specialising in power chords and extreme shouting. They’re such a cool [...]
You might remember the child-hating thing that called me a monster. It’s now posting its comments on Dickler’s blog. In fact, it has threatened him with legal action for inciting hatred against child-molesters.
If you’d like to fling insults at it, go HERE.
To read earlier posts, go HERE
UPDATE: OK. We got tired [...]
Well, it’s hard to know where to go from here. You see, originally I was going to write about the reaction in Pakistan to the defeat of their cricket team by Ireland, but in the circumstances that seems a bit insensitive. After all, a man has died and despite what you might hear [...]
Check out this guy.
Shelley the Republican
A one-man sense-of-humour detector.
Fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck fuck!
Fuck.
Fuck it.
Evrything goes back to that afternoon in Croke Park when Clerc stole in for a late try, when Ireland should have closed the game out but, overcome by the occasion, faltered.
Italy are no longer the push-over they used to be, mainly thanks to Pierre Berbizier, a great [...]
Celebrations?
What are we celebrating? Some Welsh [tag]religious[/tag] nutcase arrived over here and filled us with a load of bullshit that eventually went on to become the Irish [tag]Catholic[/tag] church? The most dysfunctional and oppressive organisation ever to screw up the Irish people?
This we should celebrate?
No surprise that people drink excessively on St [...]
I opened the fridge to get something for the dinner and it was – well, you know the way fridges get when you haven’t cleared them out in about six months. To be truthful, it was fucking minging. There was a smell out of it that would make a shark [...]
Well there you have it. Trev’s been banned for life.
Personally, I don’t see why it’s such a terrible thing to be thumping unpleasant little prats who scream sectarian abuse at you. Let’s not forget that rugby followers in these islands are overwhelmingly peaceful people. You will not see a fight at a [...]
