Comments on: The Unanswerable Question

By: Mairéad

Mairéad — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:16:38 +0000

Ya, the lid! Put it down when ye flush lads, will ye, pleeeeease. Oh and em, flush will ye, lads? Thanks, the little things mean a lot!

By: savannah

savannah — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 16:12:09 +0000

thanks, sugar… my ex-son-in-law was irish..but i still love all ya’ll anyway! glad we got that all cleared up *w*

ps. we usually call dubya “fuckin asshole” around here

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:24:49 +0000

Liam: I suppose we could have a doughnut debate too, as you suggest, but for now we need to stay with the lid problem.

Mairéad: Ah. so it isn’t the seat. It’s the lid!!

Savannah: Fuck no! You’re welcome here. That’s only a statutory health warning the Surgeon General requires Irish bloggers to attach for American visitors.

PS, we also say rude things about Monkey Boy - oops, sorry, about George W Bush.

By: savannah

savannah — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:53:10 +0000

really? swearing here? i hadnt fuckin noticed..btw, how’d you KNOW i was american???
do i really have to step away?

By: Mairéad

Mairéad — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 22:10:27 +0000

It isn’t hard, no woman ever claims that it’s hard to put the seat down after you lot leave it up. You men, as usual, are oversimplifying this source of female screaming! Every time I see it up I just know that the toilet was flushed with the seat up and that my toothbrush is probably covered in yeuch! That’s when I scream when I see the toliet seat left up!
Anyway, fess up, lads - you do it ‘cos you know we’ll go mad don’t ye??? I knew it!

By: Liam G

Liam G — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:43:48 +0000

In the spirit of gender based mutual understanding it seems to me that a potentially more fruitful question on the doughnut in granny’s greenhouse debate is why women get so exercised about its orientation and men don’t seem to give a shit (make up your own puns, I can’t be arsed).

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 19:33:20 +0000

This one has really pissed people off.

Eddie:We'll make a research project out of it. We might win the Nobel prize.

Savannah: Hello there and welcome American Detector Warning: Much swearing here. At this time. Please be advised. Much laughing at religion here. Religious laughing area. Please step away from the blog, ma'am. At this time.

Sam:Stay on mission here now. Stick with the program. We're discussing how a toilet seat operates. Pissing all over the bathroom is for a later module.

Flirty: That's why they leave it up.

MJ: We never shirk the hard issues over here, MJ. that's us: watching out for the questions our readers never knew existed.

Maroon: Thank God you're back, man!

Mairéad: Like I said to Sam, the pissing-all-over-the-bathroom module is next week. This one is about how hard it is to put down a toilet seat that's been left up. The scientific evidence? It isn't difficult at all!

By: Mairéad

Mairéad — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:54:25 +0000

Men never get why women go crazy about the toilet seat being left up by their male-folk. Personally, I think up is better than the cover only up and pee all over the seat! (Maybe you could do a post about men’s poor aim in the toilet, while it’s magnificent in the area of parking(?), dart-throwing, snooker, pool, goal scoring….)
I prefer the toilet seat and cover down because - research has shown that when you flush the toilet, loads of ughy stuff sprays into the air and goes all over the place, including on our toothbrush!! So, I like to put the cover down, then flush. Although, what’s wrong with me, men don’t like to flush much either do they!!!!

By: Dr Maroon

Dr Maroon — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:21:49 +0000

Typical bloody women and typical bloody Germans too.
Calm down dear, it’s only urine! Germain Greer used to drink it, or was that Virginia Wolf? Whatever. Either way it won’t kill you, and all this needless handwashing is what caused nut allergies in our namby pamby young folk. A half decent microbe would kill half of them these days.
Bloody Germans, oh yes, ask them how to kill 50 million people and they’ll come up with a solution next Tuesday, but try and get the rear wash wipe on your Golf to work and it’s all vorshsprung dorsche technik, well bite on this Fritz, you sausage noshing squarehead!

By: MJ

MJ — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 16:04:39 +0000

Coming up on Bock the Robber…

Bog Roll: Over or under?