Shilpa Shetty and Richard Gere
Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007I see they’re out burning effigies in India again. Shilpa [tag]Shetty[/tag], to be precise, which is great for me. Great for business. It’s wonderful to see such a high-profile figure being [tag]effigy[/tag]-burnt. I must get onto my regional manager and instruct him to increase the output of Shilpa-effigies. Hire more child labour! I’ll bark at him.
They’re upset at Shilpa for being kissed by Richard Gere and to be honest it’s hard to blame them. After all, this is a man walking around with a ferret up his arse, or maybe it’s a wildebeest - I always get them confused. Anyway, India, as you know, is a land of very strict morals (apart from when they’re burning young brides, of course), and people there have traditionally frowned on men keeping any sort of animal up their arses.
It’s just not on! as one outraged Delhi resident explained. We don’t approve of any wildlife living in the bodily cavities.
When pressed, he went on to explain that the prohibition is total.
Yes yes yes, he said, it’s not just the ferret in the arsehole. We also disapprove of water buffalo, mongoose, meerkat, sheep, sparrow-hawk, tiger, crocodile, Brahmini duck, green turtle, Jade Goody, fruit bat and donkey.
Hmm, we nodded. Of course, Richard Gere would have had all of those species up his arse at some time in his life. Or even all together.
Exactly, shouted the outraged Delhi resident. The greatest shame any woman can bring on her family is to be kissed by a man with a multiple arse-menagerie.
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April 18th, 2007
AHH, Dear Bockster, I was awaiting this post with bated breath.
As soon as I saw the Effigy burning I immediately thought of you.
Mind you, you’ll have to increase the output factory at the Bockschloss to full round the clock 24 four shifts of the slave units to keep up….
April 18th, 2007
P.S.
Are you selling shares??????
I have a brand spanking new SSIA looking for a home……..
April 18th, 2007
Is that how he shows affection? My God, she looks in pain!
May 10th, 2007
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