Comments on: Talking to myself

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 21:31:03 +0000

Knudsen: It would need to be a big hands-free phone

Fat Sparrow: Indeed. It seems we all have this problem.

Mr Sneeze: Likewise. What is one to do?

Sam:It's all right. Luckily the Easter-effect also revives Bock-people.

Conortje: I've done that. Bastard.

MJ: Melodramatically, you say? Great plan.

Niall: ADHD. There might be a grant for it.

Mr Warmington: I have an ancient auntie. Perhaps I should bathe her.

Galwaywegian: Conversationsations through my noseose is provoving diffifficult.

Mr Headley: Nice to see you. What you describe is exactly it. Are you really me?

Annie: What can one say? It's Knudsen, who has no manners.

By: Annie Rhiannon

Annie Rhiannon — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 20:53:49 +0000

“Get a hands free phone to cover it up.”

Lollerskates.

By: dh

dh — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:28:03 +0000

I don’t know about normal but I do it all the time. Really? Oh yes. Why? Why not? It’s harmless and I enjoy it. OK then.

By: galwaywegian

galwaywegian — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:00:17 +0000

keeping your mouth closed and having conversationsations with yourself through your nose usually provokes an interesting response.

By: D. C. Warmington

D. C. Warmington — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:38:25 +0000

At least I get sensible replies.

As for finishing sentences, my old auntie was a genius at that.

“Auntie, I think I’m just going to—”

“Istanbul?”

“Have a bath, I was going to say.”

By: Niall

Niall — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:47:02 +0000

I’ve been doing that for years, especially remembering conversations and then changing the scenarios to make it more interesting. All done out loud of course. I talk out loud going down the street all the time. I just find it hard to think without vocalising.

I’m certain I have ADHD and I’d say thats the reason behind my weird behavior.

on the other hand, it could be genetic cos my mother does it a bit too.

By: MJ

MJ — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:56:25 +0000

I pretend I’m a silent movie film star and just mouth the words melodramatically.

By: Conortje

Conortje — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:24:55 +0000

Things only get really worrying when you start ignoring yourself and giving yourself the silent treatment. It’s also terribly confusing.

By: Sam, Problem-Child-Bride

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:10:16 +0000

We’ll miss you, Bocksy. (Weep)

OH (wail) GOD! IT’S (convulsive sob) SO UNFAIR!

By: Sam, Problem-Child-Bride

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:07:44 +0000

Talking to yourself, huh? Just by the way, have you had a tickle in your throat recently, maybe first thing in the morning? Uh-huh. And - I’m just asking hypothetically, you understand - so have you had any troublesome little hypothetical rashes latey? Hmm, I see. And, tell me, Bock just between ourselves, like, have you found yourself naked in the garden at midnight with a lacrosse stick, a pickled egg and a foolish grin on your face?
Ah, you’ll be fine, not to worry. I’d prepare a lovely meal if I were you. Maybe write a few lines to people dear to you. Relax.

(Sob)

(Aside to the others): Run! Run for your lives, commenters! He’ll be dead within the hour and it’s catching!!