Thanks a million.
It’s such an insipid insincere expression, isn’t it?
Thanks a million. Like a horrible verbal air-kiss.
I never say thanks a million, though I might say thanks a hundred. Or maybe thanks eight.
Thanks a parabola.
Thanks a huge enormous biggest ever in the whole world hyperbola.
Thanks a heart attack.
Thanks Gandhi. Thanks a coelacanth. Thanks an ounce. Thanks a scab.
Thanks Ulan Bator. Thanks Phil Spector.
Thanks a hail of bullets.
My favourite of all, and the one I use most often is this: Thanks.