Archive for May 2007

Paisley Slams Gays

May 31st, 2007 | By Bock | Category: sexuality

I see that Ian Paisley Junior is upset about the gays.
I am pretty repulsed by gay and lesbianism, he told Hotpress magazine. I think it is wrong. I think that those people harm themselves and – without care about it – harm society . . . I mean, I hate what they do. I [...]



Manuel Estimulo

May 31st, 2007 | By Bock | Category: internet

Look, I don’t often do naked plugs but this guy is different.
Go and visit him. Manuel Estimulo
Go on. You’ll find something to offend you.



More gun control

May 31st, 2007 | By Bock | Category: politics

Here’s a video I got from Captain Purplehead.
Wayne laPierre. What an idiot.



More Fairy Tales

May 29th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: Writing

Ok. If you really insist.
By popular demand, I’m going to post another in the fairytales series.
A Wrinkly-Bock co-production.
Here it is.
The Last Songbird
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Previously
The Sailor Who Drank the Sea



Fairy Tales

May 29th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: Writing

What do you reckon?
This one seemed to be fairly popular: The Sailor Who Drank the Sea
Should I post another?



Relaxed evening

May 29th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: My life

You can’t always be fighting with people all the time. It just isn’t possible to constantly be in conflict. It’s a pain in the arse, in fact, and therefore, after having a little bit of a tiff wth Twenty Major, which in truth might well be partly due to my own touchiness, I [...]



Investment Opportunities

May 27th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: Humour, politics

I was just sitting down to contemplate the mysteries of a solid black pint of Guinness when Jimbo walked in. He was wearing the sly little smirk that tells you he’s pulled off another stroke involving vast profit, and he wants you to ask him about it.
Well? I said. Tell me.
Ah, he [...]



World’s Greatest Living Blogger Shocker

May 27th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: Bock rant, limerick

I bumped into The Greatest Living Blogger recently.
How’s it goin’ there? I said.
Not so bad, said the GLB.
Come here, I said. You’re from Dublin, aren’t you?
Yes, replied the GLB.
Here’s a funny one, I nudged him. Are you ready?
He nodded.
No, I said. Really, this is hysterical. Are you really ready?
He really nodded.
Did [...]