I must be a very bad man.
My two dogs have no discipline whatever, and it’s all my fault. I didn’t train them when they were pups and now they’re just insolent lazy bastards who take what I give them and expect to be handed everything on a plate.
In addition to that, they’re aggressive towards other dogs, and towards some people.
They lie around all day doing nothing, and they shit right in front of their kennel – their home!
I am a one-man welfare state, and this is what I have caused.
It’s just as well I’m not a government.