Bock The Robber

Chelsea beat Manchester United

Posted on Saturday, May 19, 2007

Did you watch that? The FA Cup, no less. Between the two greatest teams in England. Chelsea and Manchester United. No less.

The very best.

Wasn’t that the greatest load of horse-shit you ever had to sit through? I fell asleep 120 times during the match. In fact, it got so bad that in the end I had to rig up an extremely painful and highly dangerous automatic electric-shock waking device. And I still fell asleep.

What a load of shite.

I hope tomorrow’s Heineken Cup final isn’t as boring , but of course, you already know the answer to that: it won’t be.

It’s rugby!.

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7 Responses to “Chelsea beat Manchester United”

  1. roosta
    May 19th, 2007

    Those players just looked like they didn’t care… They need some kind of reward scheme to get those sycophants to show a bit of life in the FA Cup, i dunno, offer Rio a Bentley made out of Diamonds, or Christiano a vat of horse shit to rub in his head. Or rooney a night at the bingo hall

    Stark contrast to the Carling Cup final where the young lads of Arsenal played their socks off and Chelsea reacted like wise.

  2. hzc
    May 20th, 2007

    Listen ye shower of soccotrites,soccer ( we say in the orient is )NOT RUGBY!

  3. ellie
    May 20th, 2007

    The thighs in rugby are so much better, no chance of me falling asleep!

  4. badgerdaddy
    May 20th, 2007

    Even as a Chelsea supporter, it was shite. Both teams looked fucking knackered, for one thing.

    Great goal though.

  5. Bock
    May 20th, 2007

    Roosta: They played like a crowd of bored millionaires.

    HZC: What?

    Ellie: Thighs matter?

    Badgerdaddy: Good goal. Not a great goal, in my opinion. A classic poacher’s goal.

  6. badgerdaddy
    May 21st, 2007

    It was the ball back from Lampard that impressed me the most. He changes his body shape so quickly to cushion and release the ball in one, it’s quite a pass.

    You may be right about the goal not being great; surrounded by the rest of the match, it may have looked better than it was…

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