Did you watch that? The FA Cup, no less. Between the two greatest teams in England. Chelsea and Manchester United. No less.
The very best.
Wasn’t that the greatest load of horse-shit you ever had to sit through? I fell asleep 120 times during the match. In fact, it got so bad that in the end I had to rig up an extremely painful and highly dangerous automatic electric-shock waking device. And I still fell asleep.
What a load of shite.
I hope tomorrow’s Heineken Cup final isn’t as boring , but of course, you already know the answer to that: it won’t be.