Intelligent Design

 Posted by on May 24, 2007  Add comments
May 242007
 

I came across this article in The Onion, about a new religious interpretation of gravitational theory.

Brilliant.

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  1.  

    Of course. The Earth is flat, and women belong barefoot and pregnant in the home.

    Duh.

  2.  

    I think he’s onto something. I’ve noticed that fat lazy slobs…er heavily built people, get forced down more than slim active people. It’s all part of their gluttony penance.

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    i have always said that if i leave traditional daily newspapers, it will be for the Onion. there’s nothing better.

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    If you’re into this kind of caper, you may want to investigate the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion, or Pastafarianism as it’s known. I’m a auld fan of the pirates meself. AAaarrr.

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