Paisley Slams Gays
May 31st, 2007 | By Bock | Category: sexualityI see that Ian Paisley Junior is upset about the gays.
I am pretty repulsed by gay and lesbianism, he told Hotpress magazine. I think it is wrong. I think that those people harm themselves and – without care about it – harm society . . . I mean, I hate what they do. I think they should just free them[selves] from being gay.
Oh right. I see. So let me get this straight clear now. He doesn’t mind sharing government with people he used to call murderers, but he’ll have nothing to do with queers.
Look! bellowed Wee Ian. This is how David Ervine might have turned out if he hadn’t been a true Ulster Loyalist. That’s what saved him.
Hmm. You can kinda see his point in a way.
He doesn’t want it shoved in his face.
Eh . . . so to speak.
I’d love to see Wee Ian’s face when he reads this and finds out King Billy was gay.
Who’s that fella behind the flag, Son?
Ah, that’s my imaginary friend, Dad.
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Ah but Bock, at least you know where you stand with a murderer. He’s either going to kill you or not, cut & dried, black & white.
As for the queers, sure they could be looking at you with all kinds of perverse sex-you-up thoughts in their heads, and you wouldn’t even know it. Sure isn’t that what gay people do, thinking about mad perverted gay leather clad sex with all and sundry 24/7.
Oh wait, no, isn’t that priests and Reverends ?
I dunno, i’m lost in the forest when it comes to who’s doing what these days.
‘Slams’ them does he? Interesting. Very interesting. All sounds a little rough to me though…..
When we say “gays” are we lumping in lesbians? I dunno about you, but I think lesbians are pretty cool. Just like the ones at lesbosex.com, or some other sites I’ve never vistied.
fuck i wish i could spell…
Derfen: I’d say IPJ is a little lost too. Maybe you could give him a call and share a bewildered hug.
iLL Man: He looks like a rough kinda guy. Rough, but very nerdy, with a very bad suit and a very cross daddy. Not great, on reflection, being IPJ growing up. Not great at all.
Itinerant: Oh yeah. He’s not too keen on the carpet-munching either. It’s a DUP thing, y’know?
“I think that those people harm themselves and – without care about it – harm society”
Not if you use lube! Honestly, it’s this kind of false information that just makes people seem ignorant, so I’m off to mail out some lube pamphlets to NI.
Hate is a very dodgy word. Okay to use when referring to certain vegetables and foul smelling things. Anytime you use it to refer to people it is open to misinterpretation or in this case clearly understood.
*sigh* What a pity.Orange is just so fabulously in this year too.
Me thinks he dost protest to much, what a ninny
They just need someone new to say Never, never, never to.
Isn’t he a member of the British Motorcycle Federation? Big into bikers, eh? Wonder if he knows my musician pal Glenn?
How gay is that, like?
Fat Sparrow: I’d say he might go for butter.
Mr Waring: True. He isn’t much a of a politician. I’d say the provos will run rings around him. So to speak.
Devin: I always thought that Big Ian was a bit of a gay icon up North. Maybe Wee Ian is reacting against his Dad’s domination.
Kit Bán: Dean glaoch orm tamall eigin. Chaill me do h-uimhir.
Galwaywegian: Aye. No fuckin shirt-liftin in this here Province. The People of Ulster say No to pillow bitin’!
Mr Arwin: Nice pic. Thanks.
Mairéad: That’s like, really fuckin gay, like.
That guys does look just like David Ervine as a leatherman. Hilarious.
Paisley thinks too highly of himself. Gay men have better taste.