Cork Soakers

Jun 30th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: Humour, Politics

I was thinking there, you know, after that Monica Leech business, what other construction – apart from sipping his Coke – could be put on a newspaper article that said Monica was s…… his c… ?

Hmmm.

Maybe people would think that Monica was soaping his club.

Or sacking his cook.

Or soaking his cork.

Or seeking his coat.

Or sinking his cart.

Or socking his conk.

Jesus, this one could run and run.

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  1. Brianf June 30th, 2007 3:47 pm

    sailing his catamaran

  2. Bock June 30th, 2007 4:27 pm

    Ah, but you see, the number of dots is important.

  3. Nora June 30th, 2007 4:48 pm

    Snorting his coke (but that’s one dot too many)

    Sorting his cash

    Selling his coke

    Seeding his crop

    Sinking his crew

    Snaring his chap

    Soaking his chap

    Seeking his cash

    ???

    I need a nap!

  4. derfen June 30th, 2007 7:46 pm

    Slurping his cone

    Slapping his cane

    Shaving his chap

  5. Brianf July 1st, 2007 3:49 pm

    singing his code

  6. Conan Drumm July 2nd, 2007 12:22 pm

    stoking his chum

  7. galwaywegian July 3rd, 2007 9:37 am

    shaving his chin

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