Cork Soakers
Posted on Saturday, June 30, 2007I was thinking there, you know, after that Monica Leech business, what other construction - apart from sipping his Coke - could be put on a newspaper article that said Monica was s…… his c… ?
Hmmm.
Maybe people would think that Monica was soaping his club.
Or sacking his cook.
Or soaking his cork.
Or seeking his coat.
Or sinking his cart.
Or socking his conk.
Jesus, this one could run and run.
















June 30th, 2007
sailing his catamaran
June 30th, 2007
Ah, but you see, the number of dots is important.
June 30th, 2007
Snorting his coke (but that’s one dot too many)
Sorting his cash
Selling his coke
Seeding his crop
Sinking his crew
Snaring his chap
Soaking his chap
Seeking his cash
???
I need a nap!
June 30th, 2007
Slurping his cone
Slapping his cane
Shaving his chap
July 1st, 2007
singing his code
July 2nd, 2007
stoking his chum
July 3rd, 2007
shaving his chin