Oh, you’re going to love this.
Do you know Damien Mulley, Irish blogging guru and All-Round Wonderful Person For Organising the Irish Blog Awards and Getting All of Us Drunk Repeatedly?
Anyway, it appears that Mulley travelled from somewhere to somewhere with Aer Lingus but the baggage-handling people, Sky Handling Partners, lost his bag.
Fair enough. Shit happens.
So Mulley phoned them and complained (as you do). Did Sky Handling Partners respond to his request as a normal customer-oriented service company might? Eh, that would be a no. The next thing that happened was, apparently, their IT department started signing him up to questionable spam dating websites. Or maybe not. Maybe he’s lying and he made all this shit up.
Well, what happened next, you might be wondering? Did Sky Handling Partners come out with their hands up and confess? Eh, unfortunately that would be another no. The next thing Mulley saw was a letter from a lawyer, threatening him.
Isn’t that great? You lose a guy’s bag, so what do you do? Obvious! You sign him up to a porn site and then set your lawyers on him. What else would you do?
Well done, Sky Handling Partners. Business heroes of the twenty-first century!