Update
Posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007OK. I managed to give them the slip for the moment, but there isn’t much time. All I can tell you now is that you’re safer not knowing what this work involves. What you don’t know, you can’t be forced to reveal later.
As I type, a small Eastern European car pulls up outside, and I wonder if this is my pursuers or the man I have to meet. (The same man I may well have to kill if his answers fail to match the responses I have memorised.)
I intend to reveal the full details on my return - if I return. This is one of the most difficult assignments I have ever accepted, and for the first time I begin to doubt my own abilities to survive.
Wish me luck, my friends. If for some reason I fail to come back, I have left strict instructions on the procedures to be followed.
Also:
and this
and this
and this
Stumble it!
June 19th, 2007
The name’s Bock…. James Bock.
June 19th, 2007
First Sweary buggers off, then Kav and now you, what the hell is going on. I don’t recall giving any of you permission!
June 19th, 2007
I haven’t buggered anywhere. Honest.
But yeah, Bock. The dentist can be a trial. You’ll be fine.
June 19th, 2007
‘Cepting a dentist wouldn’t be in an Eastern European car, but a Lexus SC430, setting fire to tenners with his diamond encrusted Zippo and laughing maniacally at the beautiful irony of people over-paying him for inflicting pain on some of their most nervy bits.
June 19th, 2007
So who are you going to rob, eh?
June 19th, 2007
“I’ll be back” said the Bockinator, as he pushed a few metal scraps back into his left arm. Returns by driving a digger through the front door.
June 20th, 2007
Surely not another book deal…
June 20th, 2007
Hi Bock,
thanks for your comment on the Dubliner website.
You criticised a certain Mr Philbin Bowman for not checking his facts.
However, the article you were commenting on was written by Conn Corrigan.
I’m sure you can see the predicament,
Abie Philbin Bowman
June 20th, 2007
For shame!
June 20th, 2007
I fear he’s said too much, and not enough.
June 20th, 2007
I thought that I heard him laughing
June 20th, 2007
That wasn’t laughing, that was him singing
June 20th, 2007
If ye have use for an escape ship, don’t ye hesitate to ask. Thar be a small fee but ye won’t mind.
By the way, you set that message to self destruct in five seconds and it made shit of my monitor.
June 20th, 2007
I don’t feel safe not knowing. It’s lies, all lies.
June 20th, 2007
Hi… ah….dees ees Paddy. I wass wayndering eef any waan knowss day wareabouts of Bock. Heh… we are goot Ayreesh friendss and I want to bay heem a paint… heh heh.
June 20th, 2007
Stop making me laugh - I have a pain!!
Shit, there’s a car stopped outside.
I’m off.
June 21st, 2007
i love it..we’ve all done a runner…outstanding co-ordination, sugar!
June 21st, 2007
Yeah , Thats him in the corner, That’s him in the Spot-Light.
June 21st, 2007
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June 22nd, 2007
Can I keep your watch?