Bock Suckered
Posted on Wednesday, July 4, 2007Slackhammer, Knobb and Poultice
Attorneys-at-Law
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Dear Mister TheRobber,
We act for Minister Martin Cullen’s cock (referred to hereinafter as the elected member).
Having examined recent articles published by you, we conclude that you have traduced and maligned the elected member in a gratuitous and vexatious manner. We wish to make it plain that, as an appendage of a fervent practising Catholic, the Minister’s member would never permit itself to be treated in the manner implied by your snide innuendo.
Your articles constituted a severe blow to the member we represent and we therefore demand immediate retraction and withdrawal, both written and oral.
Furthermore, we require that you erect a prominent notice acknowledging that the elected member remains, to this day, unsucked.
In the event that you comply immediately with this requirement, the Minister’s member is willing to let the matter pass. Should you fail to comply, our instructions are to bring down on you the full rigour of the law.
Yours etc
Michael Hunt
Partner
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Previously
Stumble it!
July 4th, 2007
don’t pay any attention to those lawyers Bock, they’re all just cocksucking leaches…
July 4th, 2007
So are ye telling me Bock that not only has M…… C….. hired M….. L…. as a €1200/day knob polisher but said knob has hired a team of lawyers??!!
It’s fuckin unbelievable what Government members can pass off as expenses these days.
July 4th, 2007
Galwaywegian: That’s right. Motherfuckers.
b3n: Yes indeed. What’s more, the Ministerial Knob has a seat at the cabinet table. I understand it’s a very capable Minister, as Irish politicians go, and is considering running as an independent in the next elections.
July 4th, 2007
A good sharp knife will make him an indepentent.
July 4th, 2007
I’m having trouble with some English cunts on my Blog , as least you get offered oral or did I read that wrong?
July 4th, 2007
Those English fuckers again. Let me have their names and I’ll sort them out. I know a couple of doctors.
July 5th, 2007
“severe blow”; “erect”; “withdrawal”; “oral”
tee hee! You please the Beavis and Butthead in me.
July 10th, 2007
ireland will become like the uk within 4 yrs ,full ov pakis ,blacks,polish ,good luck once beautiful eire , and good luck to your children in there search 4 jobs , once proud irishman , leaving to get away from polish,and the blacks ,who say there are poor , bullshite = they live together in one house all paying a tenner each a week in rent ,they send all there wages back to poland , blacks driving around in top range mercs in ennis taking the piss out ov the social .irish are muggs just as the english
July 11th, 2007
Barry, how about you go fuck yourself?
Does that seem fair?