Comments on: Petty theft http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft Offending everybody since 2006 Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:20:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Bock http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3295 Bock Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:18:25 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3295 Mr Thank God: You didn't read what I wrote at all, did you? QJS: Cry haddock, and release Dermot! Is that what you're suggesting? Medbh: Yeah. Next week, 'm going to try a bag of beer bottles, see what happens. Cap'n: Good suggestion, or I could load it up with Barbra Streisand standards. That would learn the little fucker. WJJ: Shit! That's rotten. Manuel: We need guidance in the ways of kneecapping. Woulod you be a consultant? Mr Skinner: Press the button marked "Manilow" Geoff: Thank you. We'll patent this cunning plan. Rockmother: In future, I'm going to leave a Jack Russell in the glove box. See how they like that. Mr Thank God: You didn’t read what I wrote at all, did you?

QJS: Cry haddock, and release Dermot! Is that what you’re suggesting?

Medbh: Yeah. Next week, ‘m going to try a bag of beer bottles, see what happens.

Cap’n: Good suggestion, or I could load it up with Barbra Streisand standards. That would learn the little fucker.

WJJ: Shit! That’s rotten.

Manuel: We need guidance in the ways of kneecapping. Woulod you be a consultant?

Mr Skinner: Press the button marked “Manilow”

Geoff: Thank you. We’ll patent this cunning plan.

Rockmother: In future, I’m going to leave a Jack Russell in the glove box. See how they like that.

]]> By: rockmother http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3292 rockmother Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:51:12 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3292 I live in London and leave my car open all the time as in an extremely obtuse way I figure that it will not get broken into if I don't 'play the rules' by locking it. I keep a now dog-eared photo of me and my then newborn son in the glove compartment that has been in there for 6 yrs now - I leave it in there as a sort of guardian angel against theft and accidents. God I've just realised I am a complete idiot weirdo. I must go and lock the car this instant! I live in London and leave my car open all the time as in an extremely obtuse way I figure that it will not get broken into if I don’t ‘play the rules’ by locking it. I keep a now dog-eared photo of me and my then newborn son in the glove compartment that has been in there for 6 yrs now - I leave it in there as a sort of guardian angel against theft and accidents. God I’ve just realised I am a complete idiot weirdo. I must go and lock the car this instant!

]]> By: geoff http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3267 geoff Mon, 30 Jul 2007 17:00:04 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3267 Christ, here in Baltimore they break into your car and if you've naught to steal they steal the ashtray, the glove box, and the carpeting out of ire. Frankly leaving defective junk in the car is a damned good bit of an idea. Christ, here in Baltimore they break into your car and if you’ve naught to steal they steal the ashtray, the glove box, and the carpeting out of ire.

Frankly leaving defective junk in the car is a damned good bit of an idea.

]]> By: JC Skinner http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3265 JC Skinner Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:27:17 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3265 So, erm. How do I get these lads working, Bock? So, erm. How do I get these lads working, Bock?

]]> By: manuel http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3260 manuel Sun, 29 Jul 2007 23:09:04 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3260 Bastards, even if they got dodgy gear, they are still bastards. Knee capping never really stopped them but did offer a moments amusement... Bastards, even if they got dodgy gear, they are still bastards. Knee capping never really stopped them but did offer a moments amusement…

]]> By: WrinklyJoeJnr http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3253 WrinklyJoeJnr Sat, 28 Jul 2007 19:27:51 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3253 You got off light Bock... Friend of mine woke up one morning to find some knacker had crapped in the backseat when he couldn't get the thing started... Nasty. You got off light Bock… Friend of mine woke up one morning to find some knacker had crapped in the backseat when he couldn’t get the thing started… Nasty.

]]> By: Cap'n P http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3249 Cap'n P Sat, 28 Jul 2007 11:48:12 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3249 Y'know, the sad thing is that, if this thieving swine actually gets the mp3 player working, he'll probably fill it with crap. You should invest in a new exploding mp3 player. Y’know, the sad thing is that, if this thieving swine actually gets the mp3 player working, he’ll probably fill it with crap. You should invest in a new exploding mp3 player.

]]> By: Medbh http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3242 Medbh Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:36:09 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3242 Inventive way to take out the trash, Bock. There are crackheads moving into the neighborhood so everything gets locked up. Inventive way to take out the trash, Bock. There are crackheads moving into the neighborhood so everything gets locked up.

]]> By: QJS http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3241 QJS Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:23:30 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3241 That's the problem with restricting Satan and Dermot to back garden duties. If they were out front the thief would be in the glove box in itty bitty pieces. What ever you do don't tell them, I know your doggy talk is improving daily. They will pick up the vibes no doubt and have an inward doggy chuckle. "That will teach him", not sure what that translates in doggy but something along Grrrhh woof That’s the problem with restricting Satan and Dermot to back garden duties. If they were out front the thief would be in the glove box in itty bitty pieces. What ever you do don’t tell them, I know your doggy talk is improving daily. They will pick up the vibes no doubt and have an inward doggy chuckle. “That will teach him”, not sure what that translates in doggy but something along Grrrhh woof

]]> By: yes ,thank God http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3240 yes ,thank God Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:00:27 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2007/07/petty-theft#comment-3240 Your lucky it was not the car they took. A lesson hard learned. Your lucky it was not the car they took.
A lesson hard learned.

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