Mother Teresa checked her watch for the hundredth time. It was dark in the tunnel. Dark, cold and damp. Where the fuck are they? she half-muttered, half-snarled. The old nun [...]

Here's what Dick Cheney said in 1994 about invading Iraq. (Thanks to Grainne for the link.) Meanwhile, here's General Anthony Zinni's take on how he saw things in the lead-up [...]

Mr Darwin has finally launched his stupendous organ on the world. I bumped into him last night in a filthy illegal drinking den. He was playing a stainless steel Fender [...]

Since we're on a roll with this religious thing, let me just remind you that today is the Feast of the Beheading of Saint John the Baptist. See? Those Catholics [...]

I see the Vatican has started its own airline. Ratzair, I believe they're calling it. The first flight was yesterday and went from Rome to Lourdes, but they'll also serve [...]

Did I mention I was going away for the weekend? No? Well that's because as usual I was so disorganised I didn't know it myself. We all went out on [...]

This is a lovely gentle site based in Limerick City. It's a site for girls and has almost nothing in it that relates to me as a man, but I [...]

Horoscopes, astrology, palm reading, clairvoyance, mediums and tarot are the new Irish superstitions, according to Seán Brady, Archbishop of Armagh. (You might remember Seán from the open letter I wrote [...]

You know what a reasonable, tolerant man I am except when I have to oppress idiots who disagree with me. Everyone knows that I'll put up with anything except idiocy [...]

Wrinkly Joe sends us this. It's fucking great.