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Am I the only one worried about the fact that Britain’s fight against foot & mouth disease is being led by someone called Debbie Reynolds?

9 replies on “Foot and Mouth Disease”

So I see. Luckily we now have a United Ireland, with Ian Paisley defending Irish cattle resolutely. Definitely not British.

And, eh, martin McGuinness. Oh, eh, and Gerry Adams.

Oh, right. Ok.

And Michelle Gildernew, Sinn Fein.

What the fuck? Brits out, says Paisley.

Dead on! says all the former unionist farmers.

We agree with Ian, say the Provos.

Aye, says Ian.

What the fuck?

Hi Mr.Bock. Gee I just got here from a Google search for “ireland lunatic foot and mouth fuck.” (viz. last few posts).

MJ: True enough. I didn’t think about it like that.

Galwaywegian: It’s like somebody saying “and now, a briefing from Dr Fred Astaire”. No!

Mr Darwin: Wel done for fucking finding us, blowjob, porn, fucking sailors, tits, Limerick.

B3N: Jesus, you might be right there. Was that Debbie? Fuck me sideways, where’s Luke?

Kit: Larry? Larry who?

Hey, Gaywaywegian, why the hell would they ask for Dr Fred Astaire, it’s foot and mouth not a fire at an oil well…
(It’s an old one but still fuckin’ great one…)

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