I was going to write something about the forthcoming game with Argentina.
I was going to spout the usual drivel about how my heart tells me one thing and my head tells me another, but then I received a comment from O Sean Ici, and it only seems fair to quote his words, as a sort [...]

Come on, said the Nut. Let’s go to the Cliffs of Moher.
I’ve seen the Cliffs of Moher, I said.
Oh, you have? said the Nut. Really? From the top?
Yes.
How about from the bottom?
You got me there.
Right, said the Nut. We’ll head off in the morning.
And we did. By one o’clock [...]

Who’s this?
 

 
This is SS officer Karl Hoecker, with his dog, Favorit.  Isn’t it idyllic?  Karl and his dog.  Thirty-three years old, in the prime of life, a family man with a wife and lovely little daughter back home in Lubbecke.  He loved them.  He loved his dog.  He loved his job. 
The only problem was [...]

As I write this, Georgia are pounding the living shit out of Namibia, and all I’m thinking is, why the fuck couldn’t Ireland have done that?  
And then I’m thinking who the fuck cares?  Look at Burma.
Here we are, living in a corrupt, fucked up little country, where senior politicians have no shame.  We have [...]

A short play in two directions.
Dramatis Personae:
    Dr. Awkward
    Ed: a general, a renegade  (Ed is on no side)
    Delia (failed)
    Gateman (a foe of a nametag)
    OJ (nabs Bob’s banjo)
    Mel Gibson
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ACT I
 
Delia:  Yo, banana boy!
Dr Awkward:  Ed, I spotted a clam in an animal [...]

Here’s what arrived last night. What do you reckon?
you’re like a dog with a bone

i’m glad i was able to give you a bit of much needed content for your blog

anyway i seem to really have upset you with my supposed threat so i’m sorry for that.

and you really [...]

Well, I waited overnight and still haven’t heard from the chewing-gum killer. So now I’ll start calling him by his real first name. Maybe he’ll get in contact.
First I sent him this:
Hi there Alan.
Just to let you know that I’ve posted the first version of my report on your threatening emails. You [...]

I must be doing something right.
You might remember a little while back I suggested banning chewing gum.
Well guess what? Last night I received the following email from somebody inside a chewing gum factory:
i stumbeled upon your website and i would rate it as my worst fuckin web experience of the year.

the snap pop-up [...]

Well now.  What do you say about that?
France 25.  Ireland 3.
What the fuck do you say about that?
You could say the referee was very harsh against Ireland, and you’d be right.  He was.
But 25-3? 
Ah no.  He wasn’t harsh enough to account for that.
You could say we were unlucky.
Yes, you could say that and yes, you’d [...]