Bertenstein

 Posted by on September 20, 2007  Add comments
Sep 202007
 

Back in 1994, £50,000 would buy you a house. 

Not a swish house in a fancy area, it’s true, but a good house nonetheless, in a solid, decent neighbourhood.

The kind of house and neighbourhood that decent people have to save for and work hard to pay for over twenty or twenty-five years.  The sort of house where you could raise and educate a family, possibly teach them solid  values of decency and honesty.  The kind of house where the children of an average family could get a good start in life and perhaps go on to do better than their parents.

Back in 1994, when £50,000 would buy you such a house, Bertie Ahern was clawing his way out of deep financial trouble.  His marriage had collapsed, he had no home of his own and businessmen were passing the hat around to help him out.  Not so long ago, before the General Election, Bertie went on the main evening news and shed a tear at the way he was being treated by the media, who wanted to know about his financial transactions during 1994 and 1995.  He was deeply upset by this unwarranted intrusion into a very painful time in his life, and the Nation’s heart softened.  The people re-elected him.

Well, today Bertie Ahern told the Mahon Tribunal that he couldn’t remember the precise reason why, in 1995, he withdrew £50,000 from his bank account and transferred it to another account owned by his partner.  Remember now: this is a man we were asked to believe was at his wits’ end in back then.  A man barely surviving a ruinous separation settlement with his ex-wife. 

And yet, at such a difficult time in his life, this man was able to withdraw  enough cash to buy a house outright and put it into a safe in his office.  Personally, I don’t have a safe, and I don’t know anyone else who owns one either, though of course it isn’t a crime to have a safe.  It’s just that I don’t know many people who have enough money to buy a house sitting in their account — especially people who are going through divorce or separation. 

You’d imagine Bertie would at least remember why he withdrew such a huge amount, wouldn’t you?

No. 

Bertie just can’t seem to recall. 

It was no big deal, he told the Tribunal.

 

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The Friends of Bertie Ahern

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  11 Responses to “Bertenstein”

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  1.  

    Standards in Irish public life are slipping.

    He’s been interrogated about 50 grand, 50 measly grand. Charlie would turn in his grave.

  2.  

    Bejayz, and you can STILL buy a house for €50K. Check it out.

  3.  

    hmmm buy the house for 50 k in Moyross and milk the fitgerald plan when they come to demolish it. easy profit…

  4.  

    What a cunt. That is all.

  5.  

    Well said Bock.

  6.  

    The man is a natural accountant.

  7.  

    says a lot for the electorate, that re-elected him, and do you think he will resign? Hardly. But the real winners are the barristers they are laughing all the way to the bank and the 50K that everyone is so interested in will be a piss in the ocean of fees that will be paid to them.
    Lets dig up Haughey’s accounts again, they are a better laugh.

  8.  

    dan dare: Pathetic, isn’t it?

    Darwin: Ha! I had that here AGES ago.

    Squid: Lotsa folks doin it.

    Sheepworrier: My thoughts precisely.

    Aquaasho: Well said you too.

    Istvanski: He’s a jerk.

    Tim: The real winners are not the barristers. The real winners are the property developers who escaped the net, and who pocketed countless millions.

    The real losers are the people of suburban Dublin whose town centres were scrapped so that these bastards could build shopping centres instead, having bribed the politicians and city officials like George Redmond.

  9.  

    It kills me that he continues to blame his ex for his financial troubles and taking “his” house when he’s the one who left and still managed to have bags of money floating around. I suppose he’ll officially become a developer once he leaves office.

  10.  

    It’s a joke. In any reputable country the premier would resign.

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